An injury ended his promising career—but two women and a trailer park will jumpstart his life…

Ethan Bucklin was on his way to bodybuilding stardom when a nasty injury knocked him off his feet. Forced back to his boyhood trailer park in Austin, Texas, he’s taking care of his sick momma and watching his dreams slip away. 

That is, until he bumps into two wild and gorgeous gals who turn his world upside down.

One’s got a crazy ex-boyfriend about to bust outta prison. The other’s a fiery, fun-loving nympho-kleptomaniac who always finds herself in hot water. One’s the sweet “good girl” next door, the other’s the “bad girl” you only let in through the back door. Both are as much trouble as they are smokin’ hot and good in the sack.

With these firecrackers by his side, Ethan launches a side-splitting “Southern Boy” fitness channel on the internet that just might make him famous. Reborn as raunchy cowboy gym rat AsstinTex, his wild antics are making people across the world laugh out loud.

With fame and fortune just around the corner, Ethan finds himself in the crosshairs of attention he never asked for. Though if there’s one certainty this good ol’ boy learned from his bodybuilding days, it’s that the toughest dudes ain’t built in the gym. They’re built in the mind.

Y’all ready for this wild ride?

“It’s like someone threw Shameless and Girls Gone Wild into a blender with TooTurntTony—then turned it up to full speed!”
– What y’all will be sayin after you read this shit

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